My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up

A Verge reviewer says Eight Sleep’s $5,000 smart bed produced misleading AI sleep advice.

The morning summary falsely linked alcohol to a night with no snoring and seemed to encourage the habit.

The system also surfaced a sleep leaderboard, comparing the reviewer’s stats with a spouse’s.

The piece raises concerns about accuracy, safety, and awkward household dynamics in consumer health tech.