They Held a New Olympics Where Athletes Can Take as Many Drugs and Steroids as They Want, and the Funniest Possible Thing Happened

The Enhanced Games, backed by Peter Thiel, was meant to show that sanctioned doping could transform elite sport.

Instead, most winners did not use banned substances, and the event produced few truly standout performances.

One contested swim record involved both drugs and an old banned suit, while Thor Bjornsson’s deadlift attempt fell short.

The underwhelming results weaken the event’s core argument that performance enhancers deliver dramatic competitive gains.